i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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