I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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