now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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