I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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