i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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