Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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