I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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