"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
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