I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Randomize