On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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