dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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