I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
