Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
People in love make me want to vomit
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
