Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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