he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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