you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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