But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Randomize
