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Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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