i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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