I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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