Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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