We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
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