she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i dont even know how to be here
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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