doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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