North Korea, Best Korea!
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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