Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
