Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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