Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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