Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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