you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Randomize
