Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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