Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
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