I think I died a long time ago.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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