Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
This is my gift to your gina
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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