apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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