I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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