i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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