Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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