Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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