sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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