I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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