you guys were way drunker than both of me
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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