Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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