saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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