It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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