Just fell off a train. Bad.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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