We're facebook friends in real life
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
