I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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