I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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