We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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