oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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