I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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