come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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