my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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