In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Randomize
